THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS! REACTIONS TO THE SUNDAY, WEEK 12 NFL SLATE.

CRABTREE VS TALIB II

AIGHT LOOK. I WAS IN CRAB’S CORNER 100% UNTIL I SAW HE CAUGHT CHRIS HARRIS WITH THE BODY SHOT ON THE PLAY BEFORE THE BRAWL. LAST YEAR, THIS DUDE TALIB STRAIGHT SNATCHED CRAB’S CHAIN OFF HIS NECK LIKE DEBO PUNKING RED. SO OBVIOUSLY, IF DUDE SNATCHES THE CHAIN THE NEXT TIME Y’ALL PLAY, YOU GOTTA KNUCKLE UP. “THERE’S PRINCIPALITIES INVOLVED IN THIS.” SO DID CRAB FEEL JUSTIFIED GIVING HARRIS THE BALD BULL TREATMENT BECAUSE OF LAST YEAR, EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T HARRIS WHO TOOK HIS MOMMA CHAIN?! I DON’T KNOW. BUT THE BRAWL IS NOT WHAT THE NFL WANTS RIGHT NOW, SO DON’T BE SURPRISED IF ROGER DROPS THE HAMMER ON THOSE CATS WITH A SUSPENSION.

SLEEPING ON ROBBY ANDERSON

ROBBY ANDERSON IS THAT DUDE. HE’S FAST, SMOOTH IN AND OUT OF HIS BREAKS AND CONSISTENTLY PUTS UP FAT STATS EVEN THOUGH TEAMS ARE WELL AWARE OF HIM BY NOW. HE HAS A TD IN 5 STRAIGHT GAMES AND SNATCHED UP TWO YESTERDAY. MANY FOLKS SLEPT ON ROBBY, OR JUST FORGOT ABOUT HIM, AFTER THE JETS BYE WEEK BUT DFS PLAYERS WILL BE WELL AWARE OF DUDE FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. BELIEVE THAT!

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

THE CHIEFS ARE IN TROUBLE YO! SEEMS LIKE THEY COULDN’T DO ANY WRONG AT THE START OF THE SEASON BUT NOW THOSE BOYS CAN'T GET RIGHT. THE BIG PLAYS HAVE DRIED UP LIKE MY KNEES ON A COLDER, WINTER DAY AND NOW THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME CHIEFS FROM LAST YEAR, DINKING AND DUNKING THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD. WITHOUT THE EXPLOSIVE PLAYS, THEY’RE OFFENSE IS JUST MEH AND THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. ANDY REID MAY NOT BE PEERING AT ALEX SMITH NOW, BUT UNLESS HE WANTS THE FOCUS TO TURN TO HIM, HE’LL LIKELY MAKE A MOVE TO THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER IF THINGS DON’T CHANGE QUICK, FAST AND IN A HURRY.

GABBERT!!

BLAINE GABBERT JUST BEAT THE BEST DEFENSE IN FOOTBALL. WHOEVER CLAIMS TO HAVE CALLED THIS BEFORE THE FINAL SECOND TICKED OFF THE CLOCK IS FULL OF A HOT PILE OF APPLE SAUCE, BABY SHIT! BUT WITH THAT BEING SAID, GOOD FOR BLAINE. I WAS ONE OF THE MAIN CATS GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS WHEN HE WAS FLINCHING LIKE A PUNCHED OUT BOXER IN THE POCKET, BUT HE’S PLAYING BETTER WITH BETTER TALENT AROUND HIM. CRAZY HOW THAT WORKS, RIGHT?! BUT DON’T GET IT TWISTED THOUGH, I’M NOT SAYING HE’S THE NEXT COMING BUT GOOD FOR HIM. HE DESERVES SOME GOOD ISH TO HAPPEN TO HIM. WELL, DAMN…SO DO I BECAUSE AT LEAST HE GOT BROKE OFF...BUT THAT’S A DIFFERENT STORY…

AFC SOUTH

IT’S GOING TO GET REAL DOWN THE STRETCH. THE TITANS AND JAGS ARE BOTH 7-4 WITH THE TITANS HOLDING THE EDGE AFTER BEATING THE JAGS IN J VILLE EARLIER THIS YEAR. THE JAGS HAVE A DATE WITH SEATTLE ON THE HORIZON WHILE THE TITANS HAVE TO FACE ARIZONA ON THE ROAD AND THE RAMS AT HOME. NEITHER TEAM HAS MUCH WIGGLE ROOM WITH A LOT OF OTHER AFC SQUADS NIPPING ON THEIR HEALS TO ENTER THE PLAY OFF RACE.

EVEN THOUGH THE JAGS LOST A CLOSE GAME TO THE CARDINALS, I THINK THEIR SUPERIOR DEFENSE GIVES THEM A SLIGHT EDGE BUT IT WILL BE FUN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS DOWN THE STRETCH. THESE TWO TEAMS HAVEN’T COMPETED FOR A CONFERENCE TITLE SINCE I PLAYED FOR THE TITANS, WHEN MOST OF YOU WERE KNEE HIGH TO A GUM DROP, SO IT’S GOOD TO SEE THINGS COME FULL CIRCLE.

AFC WEST

DON’T LOOK NOW BUT THE LOS ANGELES SUPER CHARGERS ARE REVVING UP. YEAH, THE RAIDERS BEAT THE BRONCOS TO KEEP THEMSELVES IN THE AFC WEST RACE BUT THE CHARGERS ARE SCARY. KEENAN ALLEN IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, THE ONE, TWO PUNCH OF GORDON AND EKELER PROVIDES STABILITY IN THE RUN GAME AND MELVIN INGRAM AND JOEY BOSA BRING THAT HEAT ON THE REGULAR OFF THE DEFENSIVE EDGE! I KNOW WE’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE OUT OF THE CHARGERS, SO I DON’T WANT TO HOP IN THE DOGDE WITH THEM TOO SOON, BUT KEEP THOSE ANTENNAS RAISED. SSSHHH….THEY COMING…..

AB GONE AB

AB IS THE MOST EXCITING KILLER B AND IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE HE PLAYS WITH AN INFECTIOUS FLARE THAT'S UNRIVALED AND HE HAS THE BEST SET OF HONEY HANDS I’VE SEEN IN A WHILE. THAT CATCH ON THE SIDELINE IS WHAT FANTASY FOOTBALL WET DREAMS ARE MADE OF AND THE ONLY WAY YOU PULL THAT CATCH OFF IS IF YOUR HANDS ARE STICKY SWEET. YOU MAY NOT BE THE FASTEST OR BIGGEST WIDE RECEIVER, BUT DAMN IT, YOU’RE THE BEST!

HUNDLEY TRYING TO GET THAT FETTY

I EXPECTED THE STEELERS TO TAKE BRETT AND THE PACK BEHIND THE WOOD SHED LAST NIGHT AND GIVE THEM THEIR MEDICINE BUT THE PACKERS CAME TO PLAY. AND NOT JUST FOR THE FIRST QUARTER OR FIRST HALF. THE STEELERS HAD TO BATTLE WITH THE PACK ALL THE WAY TO THE END AND I THINK THAT SPEAKS A LOT TO THE WILL OF NFL PLAYERS IN GENERAL AND THE STRIDES HUNDLEY IS MAKING AS HE GETS MORE REPS. THE SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT EVEN THOUGH FANS AND FANTASY OWNERS WOULD LIKE THAT TO BE THE CASE. YET, HUNDLEY CONTINUES TO WORK AT HIS CRAFT AND IMPROVE WITH EACH OUTING. HE’S NO AARON RODGERS, BUT IF HE CAN CONTINUE TO BUILD ON HIS SUNDAY NIGHT PERFORMANCE, SOME OWNER IS GOING TO LET THAT FETTY RAIN DOWN OVER HIM. DO WORK, BLACK BRETT!